|"Carrot Juice..." by Ekaterina Sysoeva|
Here comes the definitions of preteens and toddlers.
Preteens: those independent souls who pour themselves and leave open cups around the house.
Toddlers: the soul who declares independence who pours oneself and knocks over preteens' open cups.
So Kool-aid no longer has a good definition anymore.
It's new definition: my carpet's worst enemy.