“I have the biggest crush.”
A girl told her friend in a rush.
“Who is the crush on?”
“The coolest guy—Don.”
Don passed by causing the reddest blush
A woman who was very cruel
Could beat anyone in a duel.
If you looked in her eye
You would instantly die.
Deep, dark hatred was her fuel.
There was a young teacher at school
Who wasn’t strict about every rule.
She’d tell a funny joke
To every passing bloke.
If it were a boy, he’d spin on his stool.
A poor little man getting thinner
Couldn’t find a delicious dinner.
A lion on the prowl;
Its face set in a scowl.
Who do you suppose will be the winner?